Who goes there?
Mew? May I come in, please?
Hey, are you the one they call Indy?
Oh mew mew, you're legendary, you know?
I'm thinking of joining your Clubhouse here...do you take in members?
What details do you need for membership? Name? Age? Colour? Preferred type of food?
Tiger: Oh, a new tabby friend? Oh goody!! Tabby United is open for membership. Want to join?
A meeting convenes.
What?? A new member?
Tiger: Hey, you voted twice, Indy!! That's not fair!
And even then, it's just four votes...that's not unanimous yet!
Don't ask us. Don't disturb us.
I don't mind a new friend, actually, but I don't even get to vote...sobs.
And it's unanimous. It's a NO.
Stamped and signed.
The Clubhouse at Bunny's Place